How I plan to remake Rome

I know this isn’t technically a meme, but I think y’all will like it.Declare independence from USA, claiming the area in my backyard as my territory. (backyard is so small no one will give a shit)Invite Catholic priest over to dinner in backyard. He is given his power from the Bishop, who has his power from the pope, making the priest a proxy of the pope. (if that doesn’t work, write an unrelated letter to pope, then use whiteout to edit what pope said in response)Hoist the flag of the New Roman ImperiumInvite homeless people to the Imperium and have them either become soldiers or workers.Produce enough goods to create a Bob Semple Tank and 4 Ross Rifles.Buy Neighbor’s house.Repeat steps 1-6 until own entire neighborhood.Die a Caesar with my people grieving over me.Have myself memorialized for eternity when in 5 years or so Sam O’Nella makes a video about me.*​*edit via /r/HistoryMemes https://ift.tt/2JKeHY2