Did you ever hear the Tragedy of Darth Rome the West?

I thought not. It’s not a story the Greekaboos would tell you. It’s a r/SQPRposting legend. Darth Rome was a Dark Empire of the Italian Peninsula, so powerful and so wise he could use his legionnaires to influence the army to stomp the Celts and Gauls… He had such a knowledge of military tactics and administration that he could even keep the tribes he cared about from resisting his cultural influence. The Western side of the military and arts is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural. He became so powerful… the only thing he was afraid of was getting separated and sacked, which eventually, of course, he did. Unfortunately, he taught his Eastern half everything he knew, then his Eastern half separated from him and let him get destroyed by barbarians. It’s ironic he could save others from being conquered, but not himself. via /r/HistoryMemes https://ift.tt/2EpPiyt