A: AdolfK: Kristoff Gildenberg II lieutenant in training under the authority of the S.S.P: swallow (man in pigeon mask)Today we find Adolf Hitler on the hunt for the African swallowA: where do you zhee it ?K: right dere furherA: I don’t Zheee it are you pulling my leg just light Stalin?Little did hitler know it was Stalin pulling his leg For Stalin was now occupying the territory and decided play a prank on HitlerFor Stalin has done sciency things to the swallows in Africa; being Russian,Stalin made them bigger stronger and faster than normal swallows thenK: I zhee one sirA: good job lieutenant show me where!K:right there furher and it is much larger than usualA:excellentA:go ZHOO shall catch it and bring it to me! (K stage right)That day the lieutenant would not return; nature would claim him for itself.K:aaaaaaAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!(Adolf begins to sniff ground)A:it is near…Hitler knew that he avenge his fellow nazi for stalins abominations were unholy So he set out to kill what he called the panzerfluster(Bird jumps out from behind table) P: cakawwwwwwA: show yourzelf you cowardly bird!P:kawA:rahhhhhhhhhThe tustle of a life time began Hitler’s vs the African swallow the biggest challenge yet.A: you are harder to beat zhan Poland!P:cakawA: die panzerflauster geh zurück, woher du gekommen bist (Shoot bird with nerf gun)P: cagawwww (Bird dies)Hitler had won that day; one of his last victories he would have for a long timeA:payback time Stalin…To be continued(Edited for easier reading) via /r/HistoryMemes http://bit.ly/2t0MzF6
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