Its a beautiful day in Cornith.

330BCE, Cornith.Alexander: Dude you’re so cool that if I wasn’t Alexander, I would’ve wanted to be Diogenes.Diogenes: I’d like to be me too. I understand not wanting to be you.Alexander: Thats not what I mea-Diogenes: Get out off my sunlight, you moron!Also Diogenes: See that pile of bones? I couldn’t differentiate your dad’s bones from the slaves. LolAlso also Diogenes: You probably suck Hephaestion’s dick! Lmao via /r/HistoryMemes http://bit.ly/2GrJ2Wz