Four score and seven years ago my father’s father told your father’s father “hey check out this kickflip bro” and in the proceeding attempt to perform a rudamentary task of the 90s era he placed his face on the fresh asphalt of yesteryear and “ate shit”. It was based on this day that the future generations realized that attempting tricks utilizing a plank of wood with wheels was pointlessly dangerous and moved onward to the grand technology of the internet. This future generation is now assured in their safety as they consume small tide brand packages of detergent on video for fleeting internet fame. via /r/HistoryMemes http://bit.ly/2KlhneW
