How to Become Stalin

Give yourself a weird and long nameRead Carl MarxGet expelled from schoolStudy CommunismBecome a spyGet promoted to General Secretary of the Communist PartyMake your position dictatorialStart 5 year plansJoin the alliesWin World War 2Die of a Cerebral HemmorhageGet de-Stalinized via /r/HistoryMemes https://ift.tt/2HHcH07